I may be city slicker to some, but I’m also one determined homesteader with a stubborn streak the likes of which can only come from my Newfoundland genetics, and said streak stood me in good stead today.
My partner is down (and I mean down) with what we genuinely suspect is the Norfolk virus. Yesterday he was in bad shape, but this morning saw him completely out of the game. And so that left yours truly at the helm.
If it were only a matter of standing on the bridge, it wouldn’t be a problem, but captaining this ship means tackling unenviable tasks like chopping wood and servicing the generator. But hey, I signed on as second in command, so after lighting the morning fire, I headed for the woodpile.
It took me several goes before I got into the ‘swing’ of things. Splitting hardwood is like splitting concrete if you don’t hit the grain right; this I immediately discovered…the axe simply bounces right back at you. That is, if you manage to hit the wood in the first place. I admit to missing completely on the first few tries, which left me stumbling under my own momentum. It also really pissed me off. Bested by a piece of dead wood? I don’t think so.
I attacked with a new level of determination.
When the first junk finally came apart, I realized how very empowering chopping wood can be. There’s something infinitely satisfying in the sound of wood giving way beneath the axe, the clinking sound of a split breaking free, the clunk of the axe as it bites into the block. And there’s something comfortably reassuring in being able to chop the wood that gives us heat and sustains life. After thirty minutes or so I had a stack of hardwood splits and a fine sense of personal accomplishment.
Now for the engine that powers the ark. I located the dip stick, checked the oil and topped it up. It took two hands to lift the gas can, and the quivering of my arm muscles would have measured on the Richter scale, but I managed to get it gassed up. Of course our generator wouldn’t be a key start model—nothing so easy—so I was fairly hopping up and down with glee when she rumbled to life on the first pull. Power to the people!
And power to me.
After today I’m assured that if I ever have to sail the ship by myself (heaven forbid), I’ll be all right. There’s nothing that a good dose of Newfoundland pluck can’t accomplish, even for a city slicker.
So can I chop wood? Can I start a generator? Can I move a mountain? Of course I can, I’m a Newfie!